{"product_id":"if-youre-reading-this-i-have-capsized-funny-boat-mug","title":"If You're Reading This, I Have Capsized Funny Boat Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Boat Mug for Boat Owners and Boating Lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you're reading this, there's a pretty good chance something has gone horribly wrong.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"If You're Reading This, I Have Capsized.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the boat owner who loves the water, boating adventures, and a good laugh, this funny ceramic mug is the perfect addition to their morning coffee routine. Whether they're an experienced captain or simply spend every possible weekend on the water, this mug is guaranteed to get a laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's also a hilarious gift for the spouse of a boat owner who has heard every excuse for why the boat needs just one more upgrade, one more trip, or one more weekend at the marina.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in both \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e11 oz and 15 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, it's perfect for coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or whatever fuel is needed before heading out on the water.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Funny boating quote that every boat owner can appreciate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Great conversation starter at home, the office, cottage, or marina\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Durable ceramic construction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Perfect for everyday coffee, tea, and other favorite beverages\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• A fun gift that combines boating humor with everyday usefulness\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBoat owners\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBoat lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBoating enthusiasts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCaptains\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSailors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFishing enthusiasts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLake house owners\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYacht owners\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHusband who loves boating\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWife who loves boating\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpouse of a boat owner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFather's Day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBirthday gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChristmas gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnniversary gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny boating gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Great Gift From the Spouse Who Has Heard It All\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDoes your spouse spend more time talking about the boat than anything else?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo they disappear for an afternoon and come home with another boating story?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen this mug might be the perfect gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's funny, practical, and made for the person who would rather be on the water than almost anywhere else. 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